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Why can’t i be skinny?

dude….. 

i wanna be fucking skinny. 

Mama Lisa and me went to the girl’s bathroom the other day

But she realized that she didn’t bring a extra pad. 

SO SHE JUST FUCKIN SHOVES HER STICK THIN ARM INTO THE PAD MACHINE AND RIPS OUT SHIT LOADS OF THEM. 

DUDE…. 

DUUUUUUUDEEEE
I COULD’VE BEEN SAVING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY.

I’M JUST SAYING. 

(Source: c2ndy2c1d)

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    I feel…. A mighty need to try this now *can’t fit a bottle in her manakin arm when she tried. Super skinny here*
  9. jenkristofu reblogged this from c2ndy2c1d and added:
    Lets all lose weight for the purpose of stealing pads. I laughed at this story you don’t even kno.
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    I appreciated that twist ending a lot ahahahahahahhaa.
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  16. xandertheundead answered: Because if you had tooth pick arms, you would be the asian Slenderman. You would be busy since he gains power the more people think of him.
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    I don’t even know what to say
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